Dallas Braden obviously didn’t write those jokes on The Late Show with David Letterman tonight, but he didn’t have any problem dishing them out. Before he delivered the top ten list, Braden spoke about the “A-Rod Situation”. He said that it was a ”slight misunderstanding” and “it’s been taken care of”. Interesting….who is this guy?
Queen Latifah followed him, and apprently she was unaware that walking over Braden’s mound was an unwritten rule of baseball.
Top 10 thoughts that went through Dallas Braden’s head during the perfect game:10. Grandma’s right. Stick it, A-Rod.9. I did it! Oh crap, it’s only the fourth inning.
8. Seriously, how cool a name is Dallas Braden?
7. Now, maybe Justin Bieber will know who I am.
6. I must not tell the world I’m Iron Man.
5. This is something they can never take away from me. But for $50,000, you can have my glove.
4. Next pitch, eyes closed.
3. Even I’ve never heard of me.
2. I should at least give up one hit so I don’t have to do Letterman.
1. Maybe I can give Kate Hudson a call.
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